Your Nemesis Art Commissions!

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You, yes, you, may now find the sweet joy of commissioning a frameable piece of original art depicting your nemesis in all their despicable glory!

Would your boss look more amusing crossed with a proboscis monkey, or would your mother feel more accurate with lobster claws? You better believe that's a line we're willing to cross!

Here's how the process works:
  1. You send us your nemesis's whole deal and stuff.
  2. We do a ~6"x9" drawing using ink.
  3. We mail you the drawing.
  4. You get some sweet revenge.
We will endeavour to capture your nemesis's evil nature as well as we can, while taking creative liberties as necessary. We hope you'll be wickedly delighted with the result, but if you're not, well, that's what makes this so much cheaper than our usual hourly rates for illustration! Woooo!

Includes a free autographed book!

That's right, as well as getting your custom original drawing, we'll mail you an autographed copy of one of our many books, chosen at random.


Commission Your Nemesis Caricature Here:

Shipping included. Please allow 4-8 weeks for delivery.

If you'd like to give this service as a gift, we can
absolutely put together some kind of printable gift certificate!

Small Print: It should be noted that while you'll own the original artwork, and you can post it on your social media and stuff, the actual image rights are retained by the artist, so no sneaky making money off of it or anything.

Any repercussions owing to litigation or libel laws shall remain with anyone but the artist, who is absolved from any and all scandal this drawing might engender, although the artist does retain the right to laugh about it heartily.


all bathos, pathos, images, words, ennui, stories, et al copyright © 2018 Never Knows Heavy Manufacturing Concern, P. Calavara & Rick Perry.